For those of us who have to face the smugness...

To the tune of "Goldfinger"

Smug bastard. (da dwee-ee da)
He's the man,
the man with the breath of skunk.
An ugly punk.

Such a smug bastard. (da dwee-ee da)
Looks so smooth,
As he trots about the place.
But it's just his face. (der, der, der, der - the bond riff)

He couldn't be useful to save his life,
And I feel so sorry for his wife,
'Cause she will recoil, once he has kissed her,
from the pungent breath of Mr...

Smug bastard. (da dww-ee da)
Keep away, don't let his influence work.
He's such a burk!

12 November 2000
Ashley Frieze