From: Ashley Frieze
To: A Punter
Date: 9th May 2008 10.12

Hi

Thanks for getting in touch. With the deluges of fan mail I get, it's nice to have some balance.

To be honest with you, I thought I was shit last night too. That's how it goes sometimes, you can do the same stuff night after night and it can be received really well and people can think you're the funniest act they've ever seen, then some nights it just doesn't gel.

Mind you, as hecklers go, you're a bit late. The gig's over.

Maybe you'll get to see me at another gig where it goes better. You can find out where to come (or where to avoid) on www.ashleyfrieze.co.uk - you can also hear some of the material I did last night, recorded at one of the majority of gigs where it comes across as humourous.

Out of interest, what was your objective in contacting me today? Were you trying to rub it in? Were you looking for an apology? Did you just need some after-sales support?

Cheers

Ashley